cigarette smoking man 

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

cigarette smoking man by owlatrice April 27, 2004

smoking balls 

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality

Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

smoking balls by Extra Sauce February 26, 2009

Dick Smoking Gook 

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

Dick Smoking Gook by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Smoking the Salmon 

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

Smoking the Salmon by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

You smoking dick. 

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

You smoking dick. by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels by Willxl January 19, 2007