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shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005
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Paper-shuffling
Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.
“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)
Paper-shuffling by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012
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shittingly
An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
shittingly by RocketJohn August 27, 2008
shitting where we eat
A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.
We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!
shitting where we eat by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006
Shitting bricks
Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
Shitting bricks by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014