Reddit 

An anarcho-communist anti-american propaganda website that brainwashes teenagers. A website no one should ever visit. No, this is not a joke.

A: "Hey, look at this meme I found on reddit! Orange man bad hahahah! r/woosh 69 LOL FUNNY NOMBER R/TENEAGERS R?/WOSH"
B: "You should stop using the internet"

Reddit by estonks September 16, 2020

Reddit 

A natural habitat for neckbeards who live in their mom's basements. They're usually really ableist and racist and sexist lol.

Oh my god you use reddit! poggers whoelsome 100 doge funny

Reddit by kokichisleftleg October 11, 2020

Reddit 

That one place where 12 year olds go and bully people

Reddituser123: *Actually makes a cool post*
Thatone12yearold: OMG that post is ur mom lololol

Reddit by Dragon me Ballz June 5, 2021

Reddit 

A popular website on the interwebs. Everyone who resides there partakes in the activity of grooming children.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s reddit?

Guy 2: It’s a site used by child groomers.

Reddit by Nig- July 23, 2021

Reddit 

A place where depressed virgin bois with a bad lifestyle gather to watch porn and plan on how to kill tiktokers and twitter users.

Random person: Hey bud let's go hang out with girls
Redditor: No , I cant I gotta check out my fellow virgins.

Reddit by Amateur-Clipper August 8, 2021

reddit 

A type of cheese made by placing ground up plastic spoons into walrus milk, and microwaving it.

Reddit is often served with a side of hash browns and gravy, or as a topping on pizza. Some people enjoy eating reddit wrapped inside a burrito made from old news papers. Reddit is considered a delicacy in Iceland where it is enjoyed with a side dish of moldy rice and spaghetti.

I sure do enjoy a good reddit sandwich with a side of fries.

reddit by Roboham_Lincoln May 20, 2010

reddit 

faggots, faggots everywhere

"go on funnyjunk instead, reddit sucks"

reddit by darkroyal October 22, 2011