front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.

“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”

front pocket money by droe1021 March 19, 2019

swedish hot pocket 

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

swedish hot pocket by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

Rear center pocket by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

spaghetti pockets 

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

spaghetti pockets by myshkin August 2, 2012

Pocket Call

v.

1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.

Dude, you gotta take your phone out of your pants when you're gettin' it on, you pocket called me. Oh, why did she call you "nasty butler?"

Pocket Call by rayagan August 30, 2005

poke test 

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.

I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.

poke test by Nuffer May 10, 2008

Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

Pocketfriend by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009