2 definitions by ndrago1

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Headcake Cheeseass

You stick a couple pieces of Colby jack between your ass cheeks and then dive headfirst into ur uncles wedding cake.

"My sister Emily just became a Headcake Cheeseass, and uncle Peter isn't pleased."

by ndrago1 May 6, 2020