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Tribal Elder 

A respected man in African villages that (normally has aids) has sex with the village people and travels far to have sex with other africanites to impregnate them with aids babies so that they can further spread aids unknowingly.
Tribal Elder: Hey Babe i'm da motherfuckin tribal elder fuck my black 14 inch cock you whore!!!!! 8================>

Babe(black bitch): OK I SUCK YUM COC CUM IN MA EYE

tight elder 

A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.
Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack

Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.
tight elder by ElderMike January 27, 2018

The Elder Swear 

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.
Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
The Elder Swear by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Urban Elder 

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people
"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"
Urban Elder by ringo_soup December 27, 2019

speak with the elder gods 

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?
Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

club elder 

Two references to how "club elder" can be used.

Negative Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 whom goes to nightclubs only to flirt with younger women or men. The individual has no ties with the venue or promotional event. Nor are they regulars at the venues he/she goes to.

Positive Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 that has become socially popular by face, a local celebrity, openly accepted at certain nightclubs due to a good past history with the venue(s) and regulars.
Negative: "I had a club elder buy me a drink and try to convince me to sleep with him. He was as old as my dad."

Positive: "The club elder has seen so much behind these doors. He can tell you when a certain track rocked the dance floors and when...."
club elder by hello_sexy_face February 5, 2010

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.
Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.
The Elder Scrolls Online by Dovahkin December 18, 2012