Slide Clyde 

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

Slide Clyde by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

clydesdale by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

Clyde Frog 

To have sex with a stuffed animal.

See that doll in my sisters room, I clyde frogged it last night.

Anyone wanna clyde frog this stuffed tiger??

Clyde Frog by thecameller August 16, 2009

Clyde 

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

Clyde by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009

bitchen clyde 

nickname for Derik Wheeler.A woman loving faggot hater.

Bitchen Clyde will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you cross him.

bitchen clyde by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

Clydesdale Steamer 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

Clydesdale Steamer by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

clydey 

Big man that gets all da bitches. (Gets women). Clydey can also reference a person with a large dong.

P1:Hey man I'm talking to this chick
P2: oh yeah bro thats great
P1: but shes also talking to this guy named clydey...
P2: damn bro u got no chance

clydey by Big russian man May 31, 2021