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National tongue your crush day 

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time
Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.
Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"
Split Tongue by VICEroykit November 5, 2020

Dual Tongue 

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.
Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR
Dual Tongue by W Rich January 19, 2021

Gold Tongue 

Is the act of making a uniliminal message, and translating into latin and playing it in reverse and decode the multiple languages that pop up, repeat
The Gold Tongue is a way to see people who hand wu well.
Gold Tongue by MineOwedWu's June 16, 2021

Texan Tongue Twister 

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

catdik tongue 

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.
Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand
catdik tongue by anonymous August 11, 2021