smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

smoothie hater by R Dingle March 30, 2015

Smoothie Doping 

The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).

"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."

Smoothie Doping by Jennzo November 5, 2015

smoothie'o 

One that is smooth with the ladies.

Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.

smoothie'o by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016

smoothie talk 

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.

I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.

smoothie talk by kingbee921 June 13, 2019

Smoothie King 

Healthy royalty.

Smoothie King is the best.

Smoothie King by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Smoothie goat 

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.

Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it

Smoothie goat by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022

Hot fish smoothie 

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

Hot fish smoothie by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021