Sasquatch Rodeo 

When you are smashing a chick doggy and notice she has a hairy ass crack (likely a polish chick) and when you are about to cum you reach down, grab a handful and yank causing her to buck in an attempt to hold on for 8 seconds.

My dude, I was smashing your sister last night and noticed she had a hairy ass crack so i gave her the sasquatch rodeo but only lasted 6 seconds.

Sasquatch Rodeo by Tendercoot July 17, 2019

Sasquatch Crotch 

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

Sasquatch Crotch by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Sasquatch dick 

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

Sasquatch dick by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

sasquatch trap 

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.

Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.

sasquatch trap by Paul Stanley's genitals August 4, 2008

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

sasquatch lover by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010

Sasquatch Beaver 

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

Sasquatch Beaver by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Sasquatch Porn

Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.

Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.

Sasquatch Porn by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010