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cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****
After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long

benn'pappy 

An imposter variant of Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Often playing kettering style pranks absent context and credibility.

Responsible for desecration of original costume #7b amd found guilty of identity theft in 1996.
"This fucking benn'pappy is trying to steal that man's pants"

"Must have been benn-pappy who stole the pants from the church"

"Benn-Pappy was not drafted by the CFL after the incident with the pants"
benn'pappy by Producer- fox July 15, 2021

romantical pappy 

when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.
My dad did me a romantical pappy because i thought i was an alpha like him

slapping the pappy 

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

Slap Happy Grand Pappy 

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

She got her hand on my pappy 

She has her hand strocking my dick.
Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.