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Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.
When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.

airport car 

A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
airport car by Brock Jennings July 14, 2023

Airport Triage 

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
Airport Triage by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

Airport Effect 

The propensity for a woman's physical appearance to be artificially heightened due to the lack of women around a mostly male populated area.
Man I only took Angie out due to the Airport Effect
Airport Effect by Garnacho757 December 30, 2023

Airport Jungle Juice 

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.
“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”