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Ukrainian present 

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone
"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.
Ukrainian present by Matt Shim March 22, 2009

Ukrainian Blowjob 

When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.
I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.
Ukrainian Blowjob by Snilf April 22, 2014

Ukrainian Circumcision 

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.
Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*

Ukrainian urethral suck 

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka
Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

Ukrainian gratitude 

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more
Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.
Ukrainian gratitude by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

Ukrainian Stranger 

Similar to the Alaskan Stranger in which you take your non-dominant hand, sit on it till it goes numb, and then stick it into a bucket of ice and then masturbate. You do all that and then when you go to beat the bishop you flip your hand over and masturbate European style, flip your hand over so the thumb is down and massage the shaft with the thumb.
"Dude i ran out of ice for this weekend so no Ukrainian Stranger for me!"