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You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips! 

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

I don't care. I bag groceries 

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
I don't care. I bag groceries.

Don't be a douche bag! 

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Don't be a douche bag! by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

T-Bagging 

The natural act of a man dipping his ball sack into either a woman's or defeated opponents mouth as if it were a Tea-bag.
Most often used in the gaming community as a victory move. After you kill an opponent you highly dislike it is not uncommon to stand over your enemies lifeless body and crouch up and down over and over in a T-bagging manner while the opponent watches from the kill cam his body being defiled. (Note: Although uncommon T-Bagging a player while in a laying position such as sniping can also be done and is extra funny for the kill cam review.) Note that T-Bagging can get you spawn killed or verbally assaulted over the microphone.
"The gamer finally killed his opponent after many spawn kills and took his revenge by T-bagging the body of his downed opponent."

"Did you see that asshole? He just T-Bagged my body! Everyone spawn kill him!"
T-Bagging by Saltypillow July 6, 2012
When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.
Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.
t baged by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

T Baggin 

Oral Sex/ When a guy dips his balls in a girls mouth while she's laying down
Soul Plane allows lots of T Baggin.
T Baggin by PrimeTime June 9, 2004