muppet news flash 

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

muppet news flash by scissorhands June 15, 2008

Muppet Hands 

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

Muppet Hands by artgod33 December 31, 2008

muppet mower 

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"

muppet mower by aggz May 5, 2008

muppet nose

Pushing ones penis down between the testicles until the region begins to look vaguely like the eyes and nose of Gonzo, or an as-of-yet unnamed Muppet.

"She seemed sort of blue, so I showed her my muppet nose. That cheered her up".

muppet nose by C Dillard February 26, 2009

Muppet Arm 

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.

Muppet Arm by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

muppet high 

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

muppet high by TimeBeing November 25, 2011

muppet chuck 

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

muppet chuck by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015