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Johannelund 

A hood situated in the south-east part of Linköping, Sweden. This is da hood where all the old nigguhs are chillin' n' smokin a phat one. There aint no trash livin' here. They know their place, they go to Skäggetorp, Ryd, Lambohov or any other shithole like that. They're all wiggahs anyway.
Johannelund is only for tha real motherfuckin' G's.

University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

Johannesbug 

South African Omicron variant of COVID.
I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.
Johannesbug by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021

Johannesing 

Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*
Johannesing by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Harvey Johannesen 

Absolute dumb fuck, got a hot mum and has no friends
Johanne is cool and she is Jesus
Johanne: "I am jesus"
Johanne by 5quirrel5 April 28, 2017