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A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.
The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.
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desperate hag 

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A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl
That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.
desperate hag by Team Harris April 18, 2015
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Desperate Druggie 

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This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.
Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.

Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!

Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!
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desperate housewives

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overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.
it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.
desperate housewives by Phil January 30, 2005
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Desperate girls 

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This girl is that one girl, who is "pretty" but honestly isn't. She tried. She will always be the friend of the one girl who never fit in. She is ALWAYS going around dating boy #1, then girl #4, then some random ass dude, then back to Boy #1 and back to girl #4, every guy she can find has to be that desperate to date her. They complain about how he broke up on the day of their one month, but were never dating or something. STAY AWAY from these. More names can vary.
They will call or text you until you reply or answer, if you do answer her text or call, she's just talking to you because she's bored. She hangs out with other people, talking trash about people, but when they say things about her, it's the beginning of world war two. Careful, those girls can be dangerous.
Person A: "Oh, that girl is dating him again? big deal. It's the third time this month."
Person B: "No, seventh."
Person A: "O-Oh. I see."
Person B: "You realize she's desperate, right?"
Person A: "Well, it's the seventh time this month so hell yeah she's desperate."
Desperate girls date anyone they can.
Desperate girls by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019
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desperate housewives

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the worst show on this planet. its a sick show about suburban women who don't work at all, have loyal and hard working husbands who give them everything from big houses to jewelry, but what do they do? the stab them in the back and have sexual affairs with other schmucks.
person 1: hey man where you able to catch that episode of desperate housewives last night?

person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.
desperate housewives by ik3 March 25, 2011
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