J.D. Rockerfeller 

A super-rich dude who sits around all day in his "to-and-fro-motion" easy-chair while the rest of us slave away to keep him comfy.

I wonder if J.D. Rockerfeller ever thought about all the trouble he was causing the world while he was sitting on his porch just rockin' away?

J.D. Rockerfeller by QuacksO March 13, 2019

J.D 

Very full of himself, annoying, good at piano playing, bad at sports, rich

I know a J.D.

J.D by Elf ears February 26, 2019

J.D 

A weak wimp

J.D is a wimp

J.D by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

j'd

Getting J'd is when everyone repeated screams "J" while slapping someone.

"C'mon, let's go J him!"
"Aw damnit, I don't wanna get J'd!"

j'd by catterbitch July 22, 2022

J.D. Vance 

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

J.D. Vance by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

J.D. Vance 

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

J.D. Vance by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

J.D. Vance 

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

J.D. Vance by PNut22 August 10, 2024