fa-chotch 

A vulgar term that vulgar, slutty cunts use to insult each other.

She let Mario stick his whole fist up her fa-chotch!

fa-chotch by Open Source Fanboy February 16, 2005

ka-chotch 

Slang for a familiar vagina.
Possible etymology originating as blend of cooch and cotch.

I'm gonna punch you in the ka-chotch.

ka-chotch by samurai cowboy July 21, 2008

Ultimate Chotch 

A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.

Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*

Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.

Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?

Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.

Ultimate Chotch by Brian90210 November 15, 2011

Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.

"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."

Lady Chotch by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011

cocky chotch 

a person who believes themselves to be "all that"...their pompous walk, popped collar, and jeans with holes, and cocky attitudes give them away.

" hey everybody come see how good I look!"

signed, cocky chotch

cocky chotch by Drew from Campbell County July 29, 2008

fa-chotch 

Slang for "Smoking Princess".

Use the term to compliment any female cigarette smoker.

"Hey fa-chotch! I gotta cannoli for yooz."

fa-chotch by Pig February 18, 2005

pa'chotch 

Female Reproductive Location, Vagina

You broke my pa'chotch.

pa'chotch by Julie Murray April 26, 2006