Definitions by Pig

future puking 

when your puking so much you start puking things you haven't even eaten yet.

i was so drunk last night that i was in the back yard future puking

future puking by PIG January 3, 2013

Future Pooping 

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

Future Pooping by PIG January 3, 2013

fa-chotch 

Slang for "Smoking Princess".

Use the term to compliment any female cigarette smoker.

"Hey fa-chotch! I gotta cannoli for yooz."

fa-chotch by Pig February 18, 2005

Liphook 

Pointless and needy bleating of the self-appointed governors of the London district of Cunt.

Liphook by PiG June 4, 2003

crispin 

abhorrent

he was so *crippin*

crispin by PiG June 3, 2003

every girl's best friend 

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

every girl's best friend by Pig May 8, 2003