crunk blasted 

To get stomp'd the fuck out.

"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."

crunk blasted by Migreg September 29, 2004

Barted 

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

Barted by Bigboyantyur July 8, 2021

blasted

Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.

I just blasted her.

We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!

She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!

blasted by Alpha Que Beta All Night July 19, 2010

Brown Boy Blasted 

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

Brown Boy Blasted by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

blasted ass 

farting

who blasted ass in here?

blasted ass by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole 

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler by Squam King December 20, 2008