Goosecock the Barbarian

.....just see emosexual

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!

Goosecock the Barbarian by asdfa March 3, 2005

Subject barbarian 

A person who kills the chat atmosphere by saying something out of the subject, or something boring and/or obvious about the subject.

Verb: To subject kill

Person A: Hey, have you heard they're openening the new club down the road?
Person B: Yeah, i'm going on the day it opens!
Subject barbarian: I heard they serve drinks...
Person A: ...
Person B: ......

Subject barbarian by Conn1496 July 10, 2010

Boner Barbarian 

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

Boner Barbarian by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Buttsex Barbarian 

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

Buttsex Barbarian by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

Full Barbarian 

Full barbarian when your having sex with a chick on her period and she sucks your dick to finish you off. Thus leaving her face bloody.

Bro ... chick was on her period and went full barbarian. When she came up her face was covered in blood.

Full Barbarian by Comp6 November 23, 2021

Barbadian Barbarian 

The team name of Bridgetown, known for their speed and ferocity.

Watch Out!
The Barbarians are coming, the Barbadians are coming! The Barbadian Barbarians are here!

Barbadian Barbarian by CrazedBishop August 7, 2024

Social Barbarian 

Someone who bulldozes, pillages, and monopolizes a group or discussion regardless of the situation.

Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.

Social Barbarian by Bryianzum May 20, 2025