abel klose 

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

abel klose by anonymous August 20, 2022

abel nightroad 

From the show Trinity Blood. He is a kind preist that can turn into a super powerful vampire-blood-sucking vampire: crusnik.

Also the epitome of hot anime men.

Stacy: You know, that Abel Nightroad is one hot vampire.
Amanda: He sure is. He suree is.

abel nightroad by Esther Blanchett July 20, 2008

Abel syndrome 

It is the immense adoration and unconditional love for Abel Tesfaye. Often compared to the symptoms of drug addiction; lack of control, or inability to stay away from a substance or behavior. CURRENTLY AN UNTREATABLE CONDITION!

Bro I got Abel syndrome ongg

Abel syndrome by Daysafterfriday June 10, 2021

Abel Tesfaye

one of the best celebritys/artists ever, very underrated overrated artist, selena did him WRONG, give me a chance

someone: omg do you know Abel Tesfaye?
me: you mean daddy?

Abel Tesfaye by isucktoes11 August 23, 2022

Abel on ice 

The ice show where Abel stands on the ice and yells slightly offensive things at the audience

At Abel on Ice, I got called a Jew cracker

Abel on ice by MoonGood32 March 28, 2023

abel tesfaye

The king. God . Everyone loves him. He goes by the name the weeknd. He will make you wet within seconds. Evil angel from above . His voice is something extraordinary and beautiful . We love Abel! He only fucks you on Thursday . He has the best xo fan base ever.

"There's nobody else like Abel tesfaye " or "ALL HAIL ABEL"

abel tesfaye by Milliena October 14, 2013

abel smith 

There are loads of things to say, he loves weed and he is a faithful and charming man his teeth arent that great but he does not care what you say to him, cant make up his mind at all and is the type of guy to make promises and actually keep them. He never cheats and he is so loyal it makes other guys look pitiful and look like recks of human beings. Overall if you get yourself an Abel Smith do not let him go no matter what or you will pass your life up and never have the chance with one.

“I just started dating a guy named Abel Smith and we are going to get married in the future i can’t see myself being eith anyone else on this earth.

abel smith by Melissa Robison February 8, 2018