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soggy lunch dream 

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch
Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful
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Maine Lunch 

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.
Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.
Maine Lunch by bustakeaton November 6, 2016

angry lunch lady 

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.
Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

hot lunch 

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!
I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!
hot lunch by #MissNobody February 16, 2017

boxed lunch 

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!
Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

sticky lunch 

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.
Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.
sticky lunch by Ergosum May 11, 2017