National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

National dildo trick shot day by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

Brick-o-dildo

A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.

Joe Bloggs: Dude, what the fuck is that!
Jay: Oh, it's my brick-o-dildo.
Joe Bloggs: Sweeeeeeeeeet.

Brick-o-dildo by Anonamonamon June 9, 2011

Colonial Dildo Supplier 

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

Colonial Dildo Supplier by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

fungusy dildo 

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

fungusy dildo by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Flimsy Dildo Case 

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.

1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.

Flimsy Dildo Case by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011

hobo dildo 

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

hobo dildo by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

crystal-dildo 

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

crystal-dildo by Steinthefool May 23, 2014