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super dave

Sodomizing a male just after expelling fecies from said anus. (fucking a dudes ass after he JUST took a shit) taking special care to make sure that there is ALOT of shit in and around the anus acting as lubrication.
I gave that dude such a super dave!

Famous Dave

As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.

Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.

That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.
"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote
Famous Dave by OlafForkbeard April 2, 2010

melly dave 

1. a female human, who's first name really is melissa, but hangs with boys so she is referred to as "dave".
2. crazy mo fo
"hey, there's melly dave!"
melly dave by gia rin May 25, 2004

Smilin' Dave 

A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.
"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."

"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."
Smilin' Dave by DaniCalifornia October 25, 2007

Krazy Dave 

Krazy Dave is the kind of metal that makes your ears bleed, but not in a good way. The sloppy guitar playing and constant double bass through a rather slow part of a song really doesnt help.

Derived when two gays stop bumming and make music.
Krazy Dave by The truth April 12, 2005

The Dave 

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.
The Dave by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009