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As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.

Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.

That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.
"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote
by OlafForkbeard April 01, 2010
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