sand muncher 

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

sand muncher by Fishbait June 18, 2020

sand hanitizer 

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

Sand Poet 

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

Sand Poet by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Sand Paki

Another term for Arabs. They look like Pakis but are from the dessert sands therefore they are Sand Pakis

Those Sand Pakis are molesting those camels and drinking their piss again

Sand Paki by GG9 June 25, 2021

sand lobster 

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

sand lobster by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.

"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."

sand britches by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Sand Turds 

Yet another term for radical Islamic Militant types.

"The world would be a much better place without Sand Turds"

Sand Turds by The Real Jemezman August 4, 2009