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A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots

"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"
Hoofty by josafinagaz September 29, 2008
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a redneck/hick usually found in the northeastern region of Pennsylvania. These people have no concept of current events or any fashion sense. They also like to hunt deer and make deer jerky. They drive cars that cost about that same as a xbox360 or drive beat up trucks with mud stains.

(origin)comes from word "HOOF" like a deers HOOF IE the word "Hoofty"
Hey man, you see that hoofty at the pumpkin patch? Damn that mother fucker was ugly!
hoofty by scottybones August 9, 2008
Adjective, used to describe situations, places, people and so on which are likely to provoke amusement and excitement. Derives from the joyful hooting that will arise.
"That new film looks pretty hooty."
hooty by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004
Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.
Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.
hooptie by Neil August 7, 2003

buge ol' hooty

Kind of like tig ol' bitties but instead meaning, "Huge ol' Booty", i.e. a curvaceous badonkadonk.
Damn, Tyrone, check out da buge ol' hooty on dat bitch!
buge ol' hooty by J.A.Y.A.N February 8, 2004

hoopie/hoopy 

Southern, or at least Okie-speak meaning an older or at least "rundown" car. My Dad used it all the time.
Well if this old hoopie/hoopy lasts another couple of months I'm gonna trade it off.
hoopie/hoopy by okiegpabeau January 18, 2010

hooty coot 

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit.
That girl over there Got that Hooty Coot.
hooty coot by Tubstopedup October 16, 2008