Dart Team Goalie 

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.

Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.

Dart Team Goalie by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Slipping one past the goalie 

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

Slipping one past the goalie by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

pull the goalie 

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

pull the goalie by DD January 11, 2004

pulled a goalie 

The opposite of "pulling out" during sex

My wife and I are trying to have a baby so I pulled a goalie last night.

pulled a goalie by Roxii86 July 23, 2014

slip one past the goalie 

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

slip one past the goalie by Stonograph August 20, 2007

knob goalie 

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

knob goalie by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Fanny Goalie 

The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.

Fanny Goalie by Snapbackchat September 22, 2016