desi home run 

holding hands with the other person in a very loving, romanteek way

Dude, you have to check this out. Radha and I hit a desi home run yesterday - her hand was so soft and tender.

desi home run by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

Desi-Keys

The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.

They're not just baby keys, they're Desi-Keys.

Desi-Keys by abd123 April 17, 2015

Desi Mami 

A middle-aged South Asian woman. Derives from the words Desi (A synonym of Indian/South Asian) and mami (Hindi for aunt). They like to go for walks every evening and are often (though not always) kind of chubby.

Oh, the Desi Mamis are going for their walk now. It must be 5 PM.

Desi Mami by The Indian Eagle August 11, 2016

desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).

That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.

desi dyke by Steven February 25, 2007

Desi Dump

A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.

After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.

Desi Dump by InTheButthole March 27, 2012

desi-planet addict 

1. dj_hero_hindustani
2. someone who's life completely revolves around desi-planet.com and whose day is ruined when the site is down

"I think I need to be left alone, desi-planet.com brought me into this world, it took me under their wing and taught me the true meaning if life, of macking, of friendships and enemies, of politics and a culture. It truly was one of my best friends."

desi-planet addict by dj_hero_hindustani October 7, 2003

Desi Driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver

Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!

Desi Driver by HSR Furby December 29, 2007