zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

zoom shirt by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato 

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

Zoom potato by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University 

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

Zoom University by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020

Zoom Fatigue 

Sore buttocks and slight throbbing of head from staring at everyone in their pajamas while participating in meeting after meeting in your dining room due to social distancing due to COVID-19.

Russell and I shared virtually shared a glass of the bubbly to make it through our Zoom Fatigue today!

Zoom Fatigue by conferencewifeofmany March 26, 2020

Zoom Service 

When you are on a zoom call for work and someone in your house brings you food or beverages.

I was on a zoom call this morning and my son delivered me breakfast. I ordered off of the zoom service menu.

Zoom Service by local8 August 7, 2020

Zoom Shit 

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

Zoom Shit by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020