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Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.
β€œBro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

β€œBruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

β€œMy Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”
by heeeeressssani April 06, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
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