Thor Kick

The Thor kick is a technique in which both legs are used to kick, essentially a double front thrust kick. This move is particularly deadly, as you have both twice the power and surface radius when the kick connects.

Do beware, you will be landing on your rear. This technique is not for a pansy.

Chris Hemsworth totally Thor Kicked that guy!

"How'd that guy break his arms?"
"He attempted a Thor Kick."
"Wow. what a pansy ."

Thor Kick by sj_stock January 4, 2012

Thor's Hammer 

A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.

"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.

We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.

I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."

Thor's Hammer by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008

Thor'd

To loose a sprint in a cycling race badly.

Person 1: Did you see Cavendish win in Paris today?

Person 2: Yeah, he Thor'd Hushovd big time!

Person 1: Man you finished so many seconds behind him
Person 2: Yeah, I got Thor'd today.

Thor'd by Der Oentergang July 26, 2009

Thor Stan 

Someone who is brain dead loser that thinks a fat a$$ electric demi God beats everyone with his party city axe.

"Someone said Thor solos"

"It was probably a thor stan"

Thor Stan by Someone who has a father July 2, 2022

Thor's Hammer 

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.

My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.

Thor's Hammer by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014

Thor's Uppercut 

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

Thor's Uppercut by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

Thor's Cock 

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.

I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.

Thor's Cock by Fred Bear June 19, 2018