Stanley Shum 

A teacher that teaches maths andICT AT LSC, but he teaches us like shit, and is fat like an egg. and his nickname is Shum egg

Student 1: I like Stanley Shum's lesson.
Student 2: Don't be so 8745.

Stanley Shum by yeah b0i November 4, 2019

Hum Shum 

A girlfriend

My son just got a new Hum Shum. She is a hottie!

Hum Shum by King Big Daddy March 21, 2014

National Shum Day

March 15, National Shum day. Celebrate shum together

Hey it’s March 15th
National Shum day?
Yeah!

National Shum Day by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Hair Shum 

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.

Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!

Hair Shum by Trogdor Mongolian Trojan Motherfucker August 24, 2003

Shummity shum shum 

This is another term used for "Shum Egg" It is used to describe Shum Egg, but in a funnier way.

Student A :"Oh look, it's Shum Egg!"
Student B :"Shummity shum shum"

Shummity shum shum by PedroCubing February 6, 2025

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

National Shum Day by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shumoocher 

A smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. They are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven't cleaned their clothes in weeks. They also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.

I like your friend, but he's are a real shumoocher. He sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big shit streak on one of the cushions.

Shumoocher by Stinky Hippie September 14, 2010