When a man shits on a woman's bare naked chest, rubs it around with his ass, wipes his dick in it, slaps the woman in the face with it, then makes her suck his dick
by Zach Clovis December 1, 2010
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Get the reverse piledriver mug.When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015
Get the jackson piledriver mug.Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
Get the Moose Piledriver mug.A sandwich to end all sandwiches the Pittsburgh Piledriver consists of 4 bread buttered and grilled and 2 pattys as well as 4 eggs and 3 cheese. It is made by making two separate sandwiches with the pattys using the bread in the manner of a burger then putting the layer of eggs and cheese between these two when you stack them on top of each other. This Legendary sandwich is made exclusively by Lil Pancho and stories say that no man has ever been able to eat a single bite for a minimum 6 hours after consuming this sandwich.
by lilpancho April 1, 2019
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by Joe the one August 25, 2020
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by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023
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