Harry Potter 

A messed up wizard who clearly has some mental problems. The books are brilliantly written, but, seriously... Harry obviously has some problems he needs to clear up with Dr. Phil, or something. TAKE SOME FIGGIN' VIAGRA, RICH BOY!!!!

"THEN-I DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-HUMAN!!!!!!"
-Harry Potter
Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter by Lemon_Salt May 3, 2005

harry potter 

An average series of books that has made an astounding amount of money for it's author, JK Rowling. Though the books aren't bad, they lack originality... it's just chiché after cliché with a few "original" ideas that are completely random and have nothing to do with anything else.

The "Harry Potter" series shows a very obvious decline in JK Rowling's writing... the first one is moderately good, the second is OK, the third is average, and by the end of the series, JK Rowling is getting so full of herself that she attempts to sell the books by their popularity instead of adding actual content.

The latter books in the "Harry Potter" series are so think that they could probably have the pages ripped out and an entire unabridged dictionary could fit in the binding with room to spare.

harry potter by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

Harry Potter 

One of the most amazing works of art ever written. The series is by J.K. Rowling. A very complex, dark, and brilliant series, despite idiots saying it is
1. "gay"
2. "retarded"
3. "just for kids"
4. "A low level"
Even though they have most likely never read it. Movies DO NOT count.

If you think Harry Potter is one of the first two things on thhe numbered list, then you have not read it.
If you think it is one of the laast two, then you have not read it, or you have not read it carefully enough at all.

Harry Potter by Narumi December 29, 2007

harry potter 

the only worse insult than ya muva

"fuck you"
"fuck your muva"
"HARRY POTTER!"
(he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)

harry potter by jghkju7iutgrOB September 14, 2005

harry potter 

Series of books that is getting a lot more criticism than it really needs. Sure, the plots or the writing can be peurile, but I think saying that they are a waste of time that could be spent understanding "true works of literature" is bullshit. Enjoy your books, unless you happen to be a high school english teacher and assign what the "critics" (a.k.a., 60 year old men who couldn't find a better job) claim is classic and complex.

Person: Harry Potter is childish and a piece of crap all around.
Other person: I wasn't paying attention, I was busy staring at the stick up your ass.

harry potter by Nikkay September 9, 2006

Harry Potter 

A character from the well known series by JK Rowling. The stories center around Harry who was nearly killed by an infamous wizard named Voldemort (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named/You-Know-Who) when he was a baby. Instead, Voldemort was stripped of his powers but not before he killed Harry's parents. The books are his adventures through the wizarding school Hogwarts with his best friends Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley.

The series of books so far are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

The books are currently being made into movies. The last installment is supposedly due out in 2007.

"Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin."

-Harry Potter's letter of acceptance to Hogwarts

Harry Potter by Tum's Girl October 5, 2005

Harry Potter 

not good, not bad, just plain average literature. has no real artistic merit and nothing new to say about life, but at least it gets children reading.

the builder's daughter reads harry potter instead of smoking crack

Harry Potter by jenas November 28, 2003