Dart Team Goalie 

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.

Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.

Dart Team Goalie by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Slipping one past the goalie 

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

Slipping one past the goalie by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

pull the goalie 

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

pull the goalie by DD January 11, 2004

Goalie 

this means an ugly guy or girl. It is derived from the word "comely" which means attractive. You see someone that is attractive and you obviously want them to come your way. Someone ugly you want to go away. Go-ly or Goalie. Synonyms: busted

Person 1: Is that hot girl you met yesterday at the club, Amanda, here tonight?
Persion 2: Yeah she's here, and she brought her two goalies.

Goalie by tehrahk August 7, 2008

goalie 

term that i made up that means some one thats blockin cock blocking to be exact

if a ur spitin game to a girl and a random guy comes up and starts tryin to talk to the girl u were talkin to thats a goalie

goalie by K fleury February 7, 2005

Goalie 

UK: Soccer; Goal keeper. The person who is supposed to stop the ball going into the net.

When did our bloody goalie last visit an optician...

Is the GOALIE ASLEEP.... Dohhhhh!

Goalie by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

pulled a goalie 

The opposite of "pulling out" during sex

My wife and I are trying to have a baby so I pulled a goalie last night.

pulled a goalie by Roxii86 July 23, 2014