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punching the cyclops

to jerk off; to masterbate to beat the meat
when no one is around I am punching the cyclops
punching the cyclops by ldl Gravey November 24, 2009

Cyclopse Smack 

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.
Cyclopse Smack by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009
When a man places his penis between the breasts of a woman from the top, so that his anal orifice in on her face.
Jenny decided stick out her tongue while Billy gave her the cyclops.
Cyclops by manvsbear April 19, 2006

Cyclops War Club

A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.
My ass is raw after passing that Cyclops war club this morning.
Cyclops War Club by grisgris1 February 16, 2010

putting cyclops 

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.