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Melon Cracking 

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins
Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night
Melon Cracking by The blackbird December 20, 2008

Wise Cracking Rabbi 

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.
Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

Rib cracking drunk 

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.
dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!
Rib cracking drunk by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

Ahoy its the crackin! 

A phrase usede to describe when a person butt crack is hanging out of their pants.
Tim:"Ahoy its the crackin!"
Debrick:"Girls shouldn't sag their pants."

cracking cans 

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.
- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.
cracking cans by Boags July 24, 2007
when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.
wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!
chackling by jrod jgod August 31, 2019