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race chameleon

someone who can pass for many different races
Jim: hey do you know what race Kevin is? He looks asian but black at the same time.

Bob: i dont know, he must be a race chameleon.

Gate Chameleon 

Also referred to as gate lizards. Persons (usually young, attractive women down on their luck) who wait outside the gates of a military installation in search of naive, young service members (known as boots) in order to acquire goods and services offered on base and spend the boots money on themselves. They blend into the environment and are often seen on the weekends trying to land their prey. Their ultimate goal: marry a boot in order to receive full military benefits i.e. medical, dental, full use of the commissary, exchange, & acquire base housing. Some boots use these gate chameleons as a means to move out of barracks in hopes of gaining independence and receive extra money for acquiring a dependent. Unfortunately, the plan backfires for they're usually assigned a house on base and go broke supporting the chameleon's family (who moves into the home after the honeymoon, if there is one).
"Men, the weekend is here. Beware of those gate chameleons! They know today is payday and they are ready to spend your money."

"Dude, I'm gonna marry a gate chameleon. I can't stand living in the barracks anymore plus I'll make some extra cash because I'm married. Yeah!!!"
Gate Chameleon by LK_DA April 17, 2014

douche chameleon 

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.
Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
douche chameleon by basicde June 3, 2015

sexual chameleon 

A person that has hetero and homo sexual tendencies. He or she is willing to engage in any and all sexual endeavour that presents its self.
Earlier in the night i saw Ryan making out with a hot blonde girl. Now he's in the bedroom with Joe, what a sexual chameleon this guy is.

frozen chameleon 

(noun): A vehicle with painted and unpainted body parts.
When is J.R. going to fix that frozen chameleon?

Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger

A special burger served with parmesan crisp
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger, you should try it!"