my throat bored 

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

my throat bored by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

Mount n' Boned by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Bored now... 

Said in a flat, childlike voice, usually meaning boredom or whomever you're talking to isn't worthy of your attention. Said by Willows Doppleganger (Buffy the Vampire slayer)

VampWillow: **tilts head** Bored now...

Annoyed girl talking to stupid boy: Bored now...

Bored now... by MRewl August 24, 2008

bokeh 

A trick in photography where one part of the photo is in focus and the rest isn't, so attention is drawn to the subject. That out-of-focus area is called bokeh.

Hey I took this shot with bokeh the other day, you should check it out, it looks sick.

bokeh by Suppish Mind October 2, 2008

Not Bored 

Something you're not if you're looking this up.

George: I'm not bored
Jack: Well, then why are you looking that up on Urban Dictionary?

Not Bored by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

I’m bored 

So am I and everyone that searches this

Immmmmmmm booooooooooooreeed really I’m bored

I’m bored by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018