bailes 

Metric unit of weight for objects that are black. Instead of using the previously known unit ton, bailes can be used in place to describe unnaturally large objects.

Ethan: "Oh dang, did you just see that UPS truck?"
Joe: "Yeah, black as night and it must have weighed over three bailes."

bailes by motown master February 18, 2010

Bailey

A guy who is handsome, usually with beautiful brown eyes, olive complexion, perfect physique, very intelligent with a high IQ, great sense of humor, quiet the smart aleck at times but yet has a lovable side. If you ever meet a guy name Bailey, consider yourself one lucky person.

Did you meet the new guy Bailey, he is a hottie.

Bailey by Itsallaboutyou March 13, 2019

bailey love

The meth smoking, porn queen, boss bitch of the world. A mind reading gypsy. A unicorn. A 1%’er. Will suck your dick, change the oil in your car, then make you dinner. Born with fire in her eyes on Valentines Day. Chronically late to everything. Even more beautiful in person. Intriguing.

Guy 1: have you seen bailey love’s new video on Pornhub?

Guy 2: I seen it last week when it came out on her website first!

bailey love by WinterGrey420 January 6, 2020

basiliki

the baddest bitch ever

OMG she's just like basiliki, the baddest of all!

basiliki by daweeeb_ February 8, 2021

Mountain Bailey's 

Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.

Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

Mountain Bailey's by Oooooold Greeeeeeegg September 8, 2011

George bailey 

George is a guy with a 10 inch penis he can root ya mum anyway and catches bigger, better and more flattys than mason Robinson

George Bailey catches more flattys than mason

George bailey by Fukin aussie May 21, 2019

bassiled 

What happens when someone has all the outward signs of listening to you but you find out when you finished speaking that they haven't heard a word you said, either because they never noticed you start or they became completely engrossed in something else they were doing.

I can't believe you just bassiled me then when I was talking to you. That is so rude!

bassiled by Freddy Ngabwe January 21, 2009