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Basileios 

A Greek name usually pertaining to a good family many of them are intensely strong but do not look it along with most greeks(They will be pissed if you mention it and get into a lot of fights about it usually ending with him kicking your ass in flipflops and you going to the hospital or dying in a parking lot) and have a gut that is never truly gotten rid of.
Guy: "I can take this guy he just looks fat!"
Friend: "I dunno he is a Basileios he could kick your ass!"
Basileios by kick ass irish October 7, 2009
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A term used on Tennessee message boards as a lament for believing another one of sports radio host Tony Basilio's alleged rumors about the University of Tennessee athletics program. (Developed as a response to his numerous reported rumors that prove untrue and are later removed from his blog.)
Poster 1: Didn't I hear that coach called a special meeting with players today? I heard he may announce his resignation. What happened??

Moderator: There was no meeting today. That rumor was untrue. It is business as usual with coach.

Poster 2: Looks like you were Basilio'd !
Basilio'd by MississipVol December 1, 2011
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Vasileios 

Vasileios in Greek means : royal. In real life he is very smart, cute and kind. Some can fall in love with him very easily. He isn’t a ladies-man
Sarah: Oh that guy is cute.

Melissa: It’s Vasileios he is a good guy but he is that popular.

Sarah: Okay I’ll go talk to him, bye.
Vasileios by Someone721 May 28, 2019

Roko's Basilisk 

An thought experiment that focuses on the idea of an sufficiently powerful AI agent that has a intent on torturing those who have thought of the agent but never built it into existence.
What is the scariest thought experiment of all time?
It's probably the Roko's Basilisk experiment.
Roko's Basilisk by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021

Basilisk 

A Jewish boy's ridiculously large, circumsized penis. It must be wrapped around the leg several times to fit in a pair of jeans.
If you don't wrap up your basilisk, it will get stepped on.
Basilisk by Wes-Dizzle December 7, 2010

Digby the Basilisk 

Digby the Basilisk is a mythical creature that lives in a series of interconnected tunnels under a school. He feeds on mudbloods and he is excruciatingly inconsistent.
Man: Hey man i think i just saw Digby the Basilisk under the school he was very excruciatingly inconsistent.

Man2: Nah he is a mythical creature that feeds on mudbloods he is not real.

Man: Ohh ok......

Digby the Basilisk: How dare you talk about me, filthy little Mudbloods!

basilosaurus 

A big prehistoric sausage whale that lived in the oceans and did whatever a sausage whale does. Some people make it look like a sea serpent tho. A sea snek. But it was a whale. A whale shaped like a sausage, a sausage whale.
Hey look, it’s a huge mosasaur!
No silly, that’s a Basilosaurus, it’s a whale.
basilosaurus by LittleEnbee February 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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