Shufflebrown 

The painstaking attempt of trying to squeeze a fart out when you have to take a shit with no restroom in sight... often attempted prior to a shart.

"Man I had to shufflebrown on the way to the fishing hole, luckily I didn't crap my pants".

Shufflebrown by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025

skin shuffler 

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

skin shuffler by Dia0z September 9, 2008

drunky shuffle 

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.

drunky shuffle by prcrow April 28, 2007

kidney shuffle 

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

kidney shuffle by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

utter shuffle by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

PISTON SHUFFLE 

Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.

I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.

PISTON SHUFFLE by HAGARD May 26, 2008

Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.

Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.

Reimbursement Shuffle by Prissy99 April 29, 2009