During anal sex, the man inserts an empty wine bottle into the woman's vagina, masturbating her vaginal fluids into the bottle. Pulling out, he then orgasms into her mouth. Allowing the woman to spit the semen into the bottle, he then forces the bottle into his own anus and allows the mixture of fluids to seep in. Allow half an hour for proper absorption.

Variation: Red Andy

A Red Andy is performed while the woman is having her monthly cycle, allowing not just vaginal fluids but menstrual juices into the bottle.

White Andy by Brendan Murray March 5, 2005

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Amos 'n' Andy

The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show.

A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)

Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.

Amos 'n' Andy by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

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Uncle Andy

An infamous computer hacker distinguished by his bad sense of humour.

Rumoured to be working at Falcon Northwest as an Engineer who has made a name for himself by hacking MMORPG accounts.

Current listing of hacks as presented by Andy himself;
-Guildwars
-Guildwars 2 beta
-Call of duty: modern warfare
-World Of Warcraft
-Facebook
-Eve online
-Starcraft 2

Uncle Andy got'cha

Uncle Andy by Anders Panders March 12, 2011

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