literally 

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

literally by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).

"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."

liberace by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007

literally lollin' 

everyone knows that when you say lol, you mean you think it's funny. usually you don't actually laugh.

literally lollin' is on that rare occasion that you actually laugh at something someone sends in an IM, text message, comment, etc., etc.

dude 1: crap dude my cat just jumped on my keyboard and now i'm staring a gay porn site in the face.

dude 2: haha, literally lollin' dude.

literally lollin' by just Jonny August 20, 2009

liberals 

1. A political ideology responsible for virtually all social progress in history; see creation of democracy.

"Damn those dirty liberals with their common sense... I want my $30 tax cut!"

liberals by Andy November 30, 2004

Liberals 

People who give a shit about their fellow man.

Liberals "I can empathize with disadvantaged people and feel that all folks deserve a fair chance to achieve the America Dream."
Crazy person "All you socialist anti-American fascist Liberals should be shot for treason."

Liberals by Dougie #0001 September 10, 2009

liberals 

What America Needs More Of.

Bill Clinton. Not only to lib's use brains, they get them too.

liberals by soulfuentes May 22, 2005

literally 

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.

Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.

literally by yarwknil March 29, 2010