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Crooked Crack 

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
A pro cyclist who cycles around on his £10000 bike
See that cooker go by
Cooker by Fb2126 August 3, 2020

Cooned out 

When you get treated worse than a slave
“My boss has me cooned out, he is making me work overtime with no pay.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”
Cooned out by Finna dive in it November 20, 2020
When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
Crooked by crooked.frog February 22, 2021

Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) 

Something to call your best friends and means every word in the dictionary. If you have no friends yell at your mom or dad with it.
My dog's name is Zeus this is just his nickname but I use it for other words too.
"Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) is a silly dog, that runs." (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)
"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.
basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
Conked by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021