swifties smp 

a minecraft server designed for swifties - taylor swift fans (aka morons). this server was a bigger disappointment than me which is QUITE impressive.

swifties smp is a piece of shit.

swifties smp by ghostindress • planetcruella April 24, 2022

Cum finger stiffness 

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

Cum finger stiffness by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

Morning shitness 

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

Morning shitness by beetee-> May 17, 2010

Shitness 

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

Shitness by APuett December 3, 2007

My Sweetness 

Men who are amazing, usually with the name Sam, who stay on your mind all day!

My sweetness means the world to mee and i love him to death!!

My Sweetness by meganissuperfreakincool May 19, 2008

sweetness 

Verb: Describes a beautifuol woman.

What's up sweetness, you look pretty fly today.

sweetness by Darion Glanton September 21, 2003

sweetness 

aka Blackberry Brandy. A cheap and effective spirit to help you endure shopping during a snowstorm, keeping toes warm on the ski slopes or just getting the party started.

Pass me that bottle of sweetness, son!

sweetness by jdp8jdp March 14, 2010