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Stiff Ptr 

a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.
He turned down a job offer because it took time away from doing nothing. What a stiff ptr.
Stiff Ptr by Jay Pease December 29, 2007

Stiff Thomas 

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

Stiff Egyptian 

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.
Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.
Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.
Stiff upper lip. by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

stiff one-eye 

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

Stiff Sack 

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack